Funny Vegetarian Quotes
I decided to round up some funny vegetarian quotes, past and present. These are all classics, well, in my opinion any way. Have some? Send them my way.
Vegetarian Actress Alicia Silverstone (words of wisdom)
“I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if its true lightness”.
George W. Bush (on broccoli)Â
“I do not like broccoli. And I haven’t liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I’m President of the United States and I’m not going to eat any more broccoli”.
Jim Davis (on NOT being fruity or nutty)
“Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.”
Jay Leno – (on how humane McDonald’s is not)Â
“McDonalds announced it’s considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals. You know they fatten them up and then kill them. You know the same thing they do to their customers, isn’t it?”
George Carlin (on naivetee)Â
“Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward”.
O.k. so some aren’t really vegetarian quotes, don’t bust my chops about it. Laugh anyway, laughing does a body good. Got some? Leave me a comment.
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Hola Missy, un saludo desde España. Aunque no domino el inglés, tu blog me ha gustado
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We all love animals. Why do we call some “pets” and others “dinner?”
i dont eat meat.
It is like eating your cat or dog.
how can you eat another creater that walked and had feelings?
that thought about things.
how can you eat some thing that would look you in the eyes and say how can you eat me?
what is the diference between a “pet” and a “food animal” nothing they are equally the same.
Yes, vegetarians do eat animal crackers!
Meg » Haha, Meg. Yes we do. I am guilty of this. You got me. Thanxs for coming by!
but, if God wanted us not to eat meat, would he give us teeth to eat meat with, an appetite for meat, and no second stomach?
-veggie doubter
Bob- we’re not actually ‘meant’ to eat meat, this has been proved by scientists by examining the shape of the human skull. anyway, if eating mean is all you do with your teeth i’d love to see you eat carrots!
Actually Vegans cannot eat Animal crackers… unless they are specifically vegan and do not have animal by-products such as the organic ones from Trader Joe’s.
We don’t have carnivore’s teeth either. Take a look at a carnivore’s mouth… do your teeth look like that? Just because they’re called “canines” doesn’t mean they’re the same teeth as a canine.
We are omnivores, and believe it or not, we have the ability to think about our actions. I doubt many people think it’s ok to torture animals and then kill and eat them… we do it because everybody else does. We once had slaves and beat our wives, but a small group of people fought and changed these things.
Comon, think people!!
Well said, Seedling. Thanxs for sharing your thoughts on the matter. Peace!
this is a stupid argument. we are vegans or vegetarians because we want ot be a vegan or a vegetarian. theres no need to expain ouselves and we shoudnt have to. its annoying. end of discussion. adios
There are people who might say, “We have been eating meat since the cavemen times,” as if this is a reasonable justification for the slaughter of innocent creatures. Well, I think they’re wrong. According to this logic, we shall not try and prevent the murder of human beings for this has been going on since the earliest of times as well. Do these animals lives have any less value than your own? Do their feelings count for nothing?
for years people thought that the spleen was a useless organ but has been proved that we once used it to break down plant fibers when all we ate were plants