Follow me on this one will ya. Actor and Entourage star Jeremy Piven is going around tinseltown (and other towns) making the claim that drinking soy milk gave him “man boobs”.

Yes! man boobs.

What food will Jeremy Piven blame next for his ailments or body malfunctions? lol. I remember reading about a year ago that he had a bad case of the flu or something and that it was due to his consumption of mercury from shoving too much sushi down his throat.

I find this completely amusing. Not that he was sick, but that he seems to suffer from eating too much of specific foods and then blames the food – like its their fault. I like Jeremy and I LOVE him as Arty on Entourage, so this is not a “let’s all bash Piven type thing”. I find it comical and down right goofy.

Oh! and check this out.

Apparently a doctor, an actual MD is siding with Piven and also claiming that drinking soy milk will indeed give men a nice set of “man boobs”.

Why?

Because of the estrogen found in soy milk. Hmmnn. But wait don’t you have to be drinking like an insane amount of soy milk for any sort of estrogen ill effects.

And if it were as simple as drinking barrels full of soy milk, wouldn’t trannies or those who want to go gender-opposite drink it like there’s no tomorrow?

What Say You?

If you’re a man who drinks soy milk and NOW have your very own pair of man boobs (a/k/a moobs), please weigh-in and share your story.

Will ya?

(source)

Does Soy Milk Cause Man Boobs? Jeremy Piven Thinks So is from groovy vegetarian

This is a classic couples costume and if you want to tickle the funny bone, the full body adult ketchup bottle and mustard bottle is perfect. Not only do these look great, they are easy to put on and easy to wear.

No mess, no fuss. Slip on, slip off.

The Ketchup Adult Costume is comprised of a conical ketchup-top hat and a printed tunic that looks just like a ketchup bottle.

It’s one size fits most and the black pants, shirt and shoes are sold separately.

What’s the best way to pair this up? Add mustard, of course. The Mustard Bottle Costume comes with the hat, the full body lightweight tunic and is available in plus size.

Have a jolly Halloween this year and heck have a veggie hotdog on us.

Ole!

Want more ketchup and mustard pics? We deliver! See below.

Ketchup and Mustard Side By Side

K&M, The Perfect Combination

(and Halloween costume!)

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This is food costume number three in my ongoing series this month showcasing costume ideas for vegetarians and vegans. Let me know what you think of this one and if you’re planning on wearing it?

Speak your peace in the comment area below.

Banana Costume, Plus Adult

An Ode To The Banana

Why do we love bananas so? Is it because they’re full of Potassium and other nutrient goodness, or is it because it’s a mystical fruit which has a shape and taste like no other.

I ask you, what is it about the banana that compels us to take it home and shower it with precious counter space. What has this fruit done to us that we use it in all sorts of baked goods and casseroles.

Why oh why has the banana taken on this other worldly status as a fruit to behold and praise. Oh the power of a yellow banana!

Banana Costume For Men (Or Women) is from groovy vegetarian

If you’re going for the funny and wacky look this Halloween, try this carrot costume. C’mon look at the face of the guy wearing this costume, does he or does he not look like the  life of the party. Wahoo!

The carrot costume for adults is full sized and features the following:

• one size fits most
• full body costume
• cartoon hands sold separately
• tights not included
• unisex
• easy to wear
• available online

What do you think of this one, our second food costume for vegetarians? Vote YES or NO in the comment area. Let us know!

If you liked this one, then check out our others go to the category entitled Halloween food costume ideas.

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Please feel free to let us know in the comment area which is your fave costume, as we might even give one away. Tell me you want one and which and if there’s enough interest, we’ll have a groovy costume giveaway in the middle of October. Sweet jesus!!!

Ok, first up is the Green Grapes Costume. This adult full size costume is a true classic. Cute and funny and perfect for an office type Halloween party. Well assuming you’re in the food industry. Plus it’s a guaranteed laugh!!!

The green grapes costume fits most adults and is suitable for either men or women, comes with a green hood, green balloons and the leaf body. The sexy green tights and giant cartoon hands are sold separately. This is also great for couples, as you could pair up and one can go as green grapes and the other can go as purple grapes. Great food costume for couples!

This one will for sure be “raisin” a lot of attention. (hehe)

Please rate each costume, you can give a thumbs up or down in the comment area and tell me what you think of it.

Green Grapes Costume For Halloween (Unisex) is from groovy vegetarian

The vegetarian cartoon is courtesy of the illustration duo (and brothers) Alex and Patrick Latimer who run a website by the name of the Western Nostril. From the looks of it, they have a groovy cartoon book out as well with some seriously awesome illustrations. Not sure if either brother is a veghead, but sent off an email asking. Will let you guys know.

The veggie cartoon above made me laugh, as I had a very similar exchange one time when a friend of mine asked how and when did I go veggie? Well the cold turkey part. (hehe)

Know of any other veg-friendly cartoonists? Share below in the comment area.

via Western Nostril Cartoon

Below is a great shot of Patrick Latimer that captures his terrific offbeat sense of humor.

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Easy Breezy

This giveaway/contest is going to be nice and easy. Before we get to how to enter, lets talk about the prize!

The Prize!

One Funny “Vegan Protesters” T Shirt From…Artist Dan Piraro. The Grooviest On Earth! (hands down) It is available in both men and women styles.

How To Enter

To enter the contest, all you need to do is:

1.) Subscribe to my RSS feed

2.) Vote For Your Fave Style – a. the groovy cow b. chickenhead or c. bunny wabbit

That’s it. You’re in it, to win it. Told you it was easy breezy.

Rules

Leave a valid email address (via email, is how i will contact you if you win)

Contest Ends: Thursday July 10th, @ Midnight

One Random Winner Picked (an announced here on the blog) @ Friday, July 11th

Only US based please

Spread The Word (get extra entry)

Feel free to let your friends know about the contest. All are welcome, the more the merrier. The Share buttons below let you email a copy of this post to anyone. You can also social bookmark it on Stumble Upon, Twitter, MySpace, Kirtsy, and any other sites you are active on. Each bookmark entry nets you an extra entry. Just let me know in the comments section, so i know.

Good Luck…and Thanxs!

Thank you for celebrating Groovy Vegetarians first birthday with me. Thanxs for all your support, visits, comments, wishes, etc. I appreciate it very much. I hope to run this vegetarian blog for many years to come, and with time, im sure it will be a super resource for all vegheads. Atleast that is my goal. Thanxs again to all of you.

Missy.

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